But seriously, Vinik: Back up a truck filled with hedge fund profits to the house of one Mr. Steven Yzerman. Let him know the time has come to fly from the Red Wings' nest, and that Tampa Bay is much lovelier in December than Calgary. Maybe have him meet Hulk Hogan and sample some of the local cuisine (re: Hooters). Bottom line: Make a run at the guy Steven Stamkos may be on his way to becoming on the ice.
