Raw Charge, a Tampa Bay Lightning community

Ladies and Gentleman, I have found the solution to Safeco field park dimensions that I believe will please both the "move the walls in" crowd and the "keep everything the same and boring" crowd. Allow me to introduce the new walls of Safeco field, as seen in the image above or below, since I'm not previewing this. This clearly satisfies both needs - the walls have both been moved in and are in the same place as before. It would also increase excitement in the games and significantly reduce any platoon advantage, maybe. Benefits: - Would make hitting home runs easier, sometimes. - Increases doubles, triples, and inside the park home runs. - Would increase the surface area of the wall for more opportunities to rob a player of a home run. - Would make for some hilarious slapstick comedy. - Would create a significant defensive home park advantage, assuming our players didn't die. Disadvantages: - May cause severe injury to outfielders. Overall, the pros clearly outweigh the cons. Make it happen, Mariners.

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