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posted by Kirsten Seriously. W.T.F. We couldn't beat Sunderland. At home. Heskey got hurt. We brought in SIDWELL for Milner. Has MON just given up? Enjoy your Thursday night football, Villa. If you can't finish, it's what you deserve. Score a goal. It would save me some caloric intake. Goodness but...
It's over. Thanks for a great career, Nik.
Player of the Game: Capers. 16 and 6. Unsung Hero: Motum. 14 and 5. Stat of the Game: something something free throws. One last stomach punch, for the road. This too shall pass...
CURIOUS INDEX, 8/6/09
For lack of a better term, we're calling this the "Kiffin Effect." Pop quiz, hotshot: Coming off a 4-8 season and a 45-0 vivisectioning by your big in-state rival in which you netted all of 37 yards, what do you do? What do you do? Evidently, this: Houston Nutt phoned in just now to say...
MEMPHIS, WE HAVE A PROBLEM: COUNT THE THINGS WRONG WITH THE "BLIND SIDE" TRAILER
If you've devoured Michael Lewis's endlessly fascinating The Blind Side (as we have) and followed the amusing updates of cameos by Saban, the Orgeron, et al in the upcoming film adaptation (ditto), then you've probably been waiting with bated breath for the film's wide release in November. If...
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR: THE TIM TEBOW SONG
I've already had one request this morning for "Tim Tebow Song," a YouTube music video posted by a couple of enterprising Florida fans and currently spreading like chlamydia, no doubt, through cyberspace. After consulting my What Would Orson Do bracelet, I've determined that he would post it, if for...
CORRECTIONS, 3/6/2009
Tuesday's article "Division I Coaches in the Top 40" mistakenly claimed that Whitney Houston's classic single "I Will Always Love You" was originally dedicated to Michigan State coach Mark Dantonio. The inspiration for the song was actually a torrid affair between Houston and Wisconsin's Bret...
JIM TRESSEL'S VACATION: PART 3
In part three of Jim Tressel's Vacation, a.k.a. Where in the World is Carmen, OhioSanDiego: A cheap, weathered envelope sits in the mailbox in Ohio. It is covered with numerous inscrutable postmarks. Inside it is a simple postcard and a photograph. Front: Back: Dearest-- Thank you for...
GUEST COLUMNIST: LAUNCHPAD MCQUACK, SEX ADDICT, ON THE PAC-10
So I was running the Sweaty Wishbone with this Filipina in the back of her car the other day when I thought: this girl has got some fight in her! Just like the Arizona defense. They're eighteenth in the nation in total defense, and if the vaunted USC defense doesn't stop Willie Tuitama two weeks...
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU JOCK ITCH, MAKE JOCKITCHADE
The Trojans are suffering through both the injury of their starting quarterback and an epidemic of some former Russian Military jock itch let loose upon their blue chip ladystands. Our take is over at the Sporting Blog, but here and only here can you purchase the shirt that, Trojans fans, you must...
RONNIE WILSON HELPS FLORIDA RELOAD
My gun is this big. A powerful high-caliber recruit who shot into the starting lineup as a left guard on the 2006 national title team, Ronnie Wilson will be reinstated at Florida as a walk-on on the defensive tackle position*. Wilson, who spent over a year away from the team following an incident...
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