Who is the most hated player from each NHL team?

By CAustin Aug 9, 2012, 3:02pm EDT

I'm sure he deserved it. (Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)

I was piddling around on Twitter the other day when the incomparable Chris Roberts of Litter Box Cats (@NoCoChris) took one of those hashtag games in a new direction. What had been #FavoritePlayerOnEachNHLTeam became #HatedPlayerOnEachNHLTeam. I loved it. And I realized that even though some of my choices would be easy (and those who know me will know without asking who's on my list), for most teams I'd have to think long and hard to find a player to "hate." Mostly it's not nearly that intense. And for some teams, I honestly don't think about them enough to even kinda dislike them.

This was, in other words, a challenge I couldn't resist. I mean it's August, right? What else to I have to do? Well, rather a lot, actually. So I'm putting it to you guys, the readers, to come to a consensus. I'll put my two cents in where I have an opinion. The rest is up to you.

The rules: there has to be at least one but no more than two players from each and every team, even the Lightning. The players don't have to be currently on that team's roster, but they have to have been there at least some part of last season, and the precipitating incident (if any) has to have happened while that player played for the team he's listed under. Got it?

Western

Central

St. Louis Blues--Despite watching the Blues play the Predators six times a year for the past ten years, no one really stands out as someone I'd hate.

Nashville Predators--Right now it's Ryan Suter, but that's a personal problem I'm going to have to deal with.

Detroit Red Wings--Has to be Todd Bertuzzi, right? I mean, I hate seeing Datsyuk line up against either of my teams, but who can hate Pavel Datsyuk?

Chicago Blackhawks-- Daniel Carcillo. Or Marian Hossa--for this play alone.

Columbus Blue Jackets--Derek Dorsett and Jared Boll.

Northwest

Vancouver Canucks--Max Lapierre and Alex Burrows. Rats, both of them.

Calgary Flames-- uhhh....

Colorado Avalanche--I got nothing. I honestly think about Steve Downie when I think about the Avalanche.

Minnesota Wild--If not for the "had to play w this team last season rule" I'd go with Zach Parise, but his offense came in free agency.

Edmonton Oilers--hm.

Pacific

Phoenix Coyotes--Raffi Torres.

San Jose Sharks--riiiight.

Los Angeles Kings--???

Dallas Stars--Steve Ott or Mark Fistric

Anaheim Ducks--See this is my problem. I'm obsessed with the Duckishness of the Damn Dirty Ducks and there's not enough room for real hatred of other teams. Out of all the damn Ducks, though, the worst are Corey @#$% Perry and Ryan "All Ye Are Fallen" Getzlaf.

Eastern

Atlantic

New York Rangers--has to be Artem Anisimov, just for that one incident, but it's not really hate. It's really hard for a Lightning fan to hate the Rangers.

Pittsburgh Penguins--Evgeni Malkin. Ugh.

Philadelphia Flyers--Chris Pronger. Double Ugh. Also Wayne Simmonds.

New Jersey Devils--(see Minnesota Wild, above)

New York Islanders--who?

Northeast

Boston Bruins--Milan Lucic? No, Brad Marchand. No, Nathan Horton. No, wait. Lucic. Yeah.

Ottawa Senators--what, now?

Buffalo Sabres--Ryan Miller. Really.

Toronto Maple Leafs--Colton Orr, I guess, though that's as much because of the Marlies' series against the Admirals as anything.

Montreal Canadiens-- Brian Gionta, goalie killer.

Southeast

Florida Panthers--Erik Gudbranson