EPSN -- Extremely PATHETIC Sports Network - Strikes Again
Canada vs. the Czech Republic... One of the most exciting games of the World Cup of Hockey tournament is all tied up and going to sudden death overtime! Fans are on the edge of their seat, they've forgotten about the labor war and the proposed rule changes, they're not focusing on anything but the game and and....
....We interrupt this broadcast to give you FOOTBALL!!! SEC Football from the deep south! YEE-FUCKIN-HAW!!!
EPSN -- Where hockey can go screw itself.